The other night as I was walking to watch the fireworks I happened upon a scratch ticket that hadn't been scratched off yet. I usually pick up the ones that are losers so I can send them in for the "Set for life" promotion (that's where you send in $30.00 of non winning tickets for a chance to win money every year for life..nothing like profiting from someone else's failures). Well, to get back to the story, yesterday I scratched off the ticket and it was worth $30.00! I can get my eyebrows waxed now! (or buy food...)
Have I mentioned my pulsating toe yet? I don't think so. I have been feeling the blood course through the big toe on my right feet and it is very strange.
Okay, they just had a promo on Today about a woman who had twins at the age of 59... there's still hope for me to reproduce - not that I want to right now. Maybe by the time I have babies it will be such an oddity that I will be on the Today show myself!
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