The most expensive piece of paper I own.

I know this is a moment you have all been waiting for... drum roll please.

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My diploma from the Art Institute. It only cost me a little over $50,000 bucks plus the $15.00 graduation fee they charged me. I suppose when you calculate the $6.80 it cost them to send it to me they're only making a profit of a little over 8 bucks.

Maybe if I carry it around with me I will be able to get into museums for free... or at least a MFA graduate discount... it could be worth a shot.