Break out the big underwear.

It's official. I had to put on big underwear today. My underwear is a barometer to my weight. When I start getting too big my underwear rolls down and gets caught under my roll of excess skin/belly fat and makes it very uncomfortable to live.

You might have noticed that I used the word underwear here as opposed to panties. I dislike the word panties with a passion. Panties go on pork chops or rack of lamb... that's it.

and who in their right mind wears a matching bra and "panties" set? Only runway models that I know of.... Real women wear underwear.

Amen.